Illuminati To Take Break, Will Let World Run Itself For A While
Illuminati leadership have announced they will take a month-long break from covertly controlling world events to let things play out on their own for a bit.
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UN To Use Bigger Adjectives When Discussing Syria Bloodshed
The UN has indicated it will make a firm stand against Syria’s president by pledging to use stronger adjectives to describe the ongoing massacre in the country.
Wikileaks Fails to Uncover OJ Simpson’s Sense of Remorse
Wikileaks may have met it’s match after revealing they have been unable to leak any sense of remorse from inside OJ Simpson.
World Leaders Convene For G8 Afterparty
David Cameron has urged ‘tight focus’ on preparations for the G8 afterparty – his first as Prime Minister – to ensure it would be as ‘on and popping’ as previous years.