UN Security Council Criticises Sun’s Nuclear Program
The UN is ‘considering all available options’ after the Sun unleashed a powerful solar flare last week, casting serious doubt over its nuclear program.
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Barack Obama Warns of Nuclear Threat From Boogieman
Preseident Barack Obama today stated that the biggest threat to international security is the possibility of the Boogieman obtaining nuclear weapons.
US Military Concerned By Shortage of Civilians to Shoot
Internal US military statistics have shown that American and allied forces are running ‘dangerously low’ on civilians to blow up in Afghanistan.
Jerry Mouse Releases ‘Controversial’ Memoirs
In what is being described as a ‘blatant grab for attention’, Jerry Mouse has released his memoirs detailing a dysfunctional relationship with co-star Tom Cat.
Yellow Cake ‘Motherload’ Discovered In Iraq
Barack Obama has order the return of troops to Iraq after 550 metric tons of ‘sumptuous’ yellow cake was discovered in Saddam Hussein’s palace
USA Team Criticise North Korea Over ‘Secret Weapon’
The United States football team have urged North Korea to respond to allegations regarding it’s footballing arsenal, specifically star striker Jong Tae-se.