UN Deploy Hawk Eye To Determine Whether Syria Has Crossed the Line
The UN has chosen to use Hawk-Eye technology in Syria in order to determine whether the Assad regime has crossed the line in it’s crackdown on rebel forces.
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Barack Obama Declares Local Dry Cleaner Enemy Combatant After Bad Service
Barack Obama has taken an unprecedented step in the War on Terror by declaring a local dry cleaner a terrorist organisation after losing multiple items of the president’s clothing.
Africa To Send Peacekeeping Force To England
The African Union has confirmed it will send peacekeeping troops to ensure “these mindless savages” did not descend again into violence.
Blair Tells Iraq Inquiry: “I Stuck My Fingers In My Ears”
Tony Blair said he disregarded warnings attacking Iraq would be illegal without further UN backing because he had stuck his fingers in his ears.
The Grinch ‘Losing War on Christmas’
A recently commissioned 1000 page study has concluded that the Grinch is losing the war on Christmas ‘in a major way’.
Clinton: ‘Britain Vulnerable To Godzilla Attack’
Hilary Clinton delivered a stark warning against major cuts in the British defence budget, which could leave them open to attack from Godzilla, Cthulhu or similar monsters.
Yellow Cake ‘Motherload’ Discovered In Iraq
Barack Obama has order the return of troops to Iraq after 550 metric tons of ‘sumptuous’ yellow cake was discovered in Saddam Hussein’s palace
Taliban Soldiers Call For Medal of Honor Ban
Leading members of the Taliban have launched a scathing attack on the upcoming Medal of Honor game which will allow players to shoot Afghan terrorists over a number of realistic levels.
Pakistan Steps Up Civilian Offensive
Pakistan has scrapped plans of a peace deal with civilians in the north west region of Swat Valley, in an effort to protect the country from domestic threats. US officials […]