Republicans Accuse Obama Of Using Presidential Powers To Run Country
The nation’s most prominent Republicans have hit out at Barack Obama after he threatened to use his powers as President to run the country.
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Mitt Romney Told Number of Poor in US, Quits Presidential Race
Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race after learning how many poor people actually live in America.
Mitt Romney Crushed By Magic 8-Ball in Debate Warm Up
Mitt Romney has suffered a major setback ahead of the presidential debates after a crushing defeat to Magic 8-Ball forced him to call short a warm up debate session.
Florida in Storm Alert As Republican Convention Hits
Locals are being told to “prepare for the worst” on the back of news the Republican National Convention taking place in Florida is continuing to gather speed.
Satan Upset To Not Be Given Credit In Cheney Memoirs
Satan is said to be ‘super pissed’ after learning former Vice President Dick Cheney failed to credit him in his newly released memoirs.
Google Unveil New Way To Steal Your Private Information
Online search giant Google have launched a new social network that it believes will “totally change the way we think about invading your privacy.”
Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.
Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
Joe Biden Visits Iraq, Bores Audience With Pointless Story
The Iraqi pullout ceremony has been thrown into jepordy as US Vice President Joe Biden has begun telling a ‘long winded and largely uninteresting’ story about the time he discovered the joys of hot cocoa.