Say Something ‘Bout Mama And “Get Got” Warns Pope Francis
Pope Francis has issued a strong public warning, suggesting in no uncertain terms that anyone who cursed his mother could “get got”.
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Kanye West Interrupts Pope Francis Person Of The Year Speech
Kanye West has sparked more controversy after interrupting the Pope Francis’ acceptance speech for the Person of the Year award.
Pope Benedict Admits God No Longer Answering His Phone Calls
Pope Benedict XVI has admitted for the first time that God has not been returning his calls as often as He used to since leaving his post at the Vatican.
Pope To Further Reach Out To Young People By Skipping Christmas Mass
Following his arrival to Twitter, the Pope has outlined plans to double down on his efforts to reach young people by skipping this year’s Christmas Mass ceremony.
“Consensual Man Woman Relations Is Where We Draw The Line,” Say Catholic Church
The Pope has accepted the resignation of a shamed bishop found guilty of having a sexual relationship with a “grown woman” who was “very close to his own age”.
Pope Benedict Urges Church to End ‘Difficult’ Easter Egg Hunt
In his Easter Sunday message the Pope has urged the Catholic Church to call an end to the traditional Easter egg hunt and tell him where the rest of the eggs are hidden.
Penn State Converts Itself Into Catholic Church To Avoid Scrutiny
Penn State college has filed to reclassify itself as a Catholic Church in a bid to avoid further scrutiny following allegations of systematic child sex abuse.
Pope Condemns Berlusconi Child-Free Sex Scandal
Pope Benedict XVI has voiced his criticism of Silvio Berlusconi for finding himself embroiled in a sex scandal involving women and not young boys.
Vatician Confirm Pope Partnership With Trojan Condoms
Trojan – manufacture of Magnum brand condoms – have unveiled Pope Benedict XVI as the face of a new line of extra sength condoms.
Vatican Dismiss Macaulay Culkin ‘Rumors’
Cardinal Angelo Sodano has urged the Catholic faithful not to be swayed by “petty gossip” surrounding allegations the Pope covered up the abuse of Macaulay Culkin.