Lee Nelson Throws Money At Sepp Blatter, Awarded 2026 World Cup
Lee Nelson has been awarded the 2026 World Cup moments after throwing piles of banknotes over FIFA President Sepp Blatter during a press conference.
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Sarah Palin Refudiates Link To 2012 Doomsday
Sarah Palin has given the clearest indication yet that the world will end in 2012 by admitting she is condering running for president in two years time
Visa Announces Races Card
Visa have today unveiled the new Race Card, a credit card with a 0% balance transfer and ability to maximise situations were personal responsibility can be circumvented with the mention of race.
Gang Members Condemn Justin Bieber Wikileaks Report
Anonymous South Central LA gangs have condemned the leak which revealed profiles of members who recently viewed and voted for Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ video on YouTube.
Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
England Confident of Struggling at World Cup
England players and coaching staff are said to be confident they will be able to struggle at this year’s World Cup.
USA Team Criticise North Korea Over ‘Secret Weapon’
The United States football team have urged North Korea to respond to allegations regarding it’s footballing arsenal, specifically star striker Jong Tae-se.