Rick Santorum Storms To Primary Win In Seventeenth Century
Following wins in Super Tuesday voting, Rick Santorum has emerged as the winner of another key primary – picking up like minded voters from the seventeenth century.
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Barack Obama Declares Spider-Man Musical ‘A National Disaster’
United States President Barack Obama has officially declared Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark a “major” national disaster.
US Punishes ‘Naughty’ Pakistan, Cuts off Allowance Money
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
New al-Qaeda Leader Starts Small, Stages Attack On US Mailbox
New al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has reportedly claimed responsibility for a ‘devastating’ attack on a US mailbox.
Man Who Played Barack Obama in 08 ‘Angered’ By Midterm Loss
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has revealed his ‘deep anger’ over Barack Obama’s failure to capitalise on the momentum he created two years ago.
Superheroes Condemn French Burka Ban
Masked superheroes have rallied together in outrage after France passed a law to ban costumes which incorporate a full-face mask from being worn in public.