CIA Used Torture To Obtain Santa’s Christmas List
Reports from CIA torture report reveal Santa was victim to brutal interrogation techniques to determine the contents of his Christmas list.
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UN Investigation Confirms Captain Obvious Not Real Captain
The UN has confirmed “unequivocally and objectively” that Captain Obvious is not a real army captain
UN Inspectors: North Korea May Be Developing Food Technology
The UN Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission have warned that North Korea is developing technology that will “soon allow it to feed its own people.”
Jason Calls On Syrian Government To “Show Some Restraint”
Professional killer Jason Voorhees has blasted the Syrian regime for taking their killing spree “way too far.”
Fearful Refugees Continue To Flee Tottenham Violence
After violent scenes in the nation’s capital, scores of refugees continue to flee the North London area of Tottenham in efforts to seek safety and security.
The A-Team To Be Deployed To Libya
In an overly dramatic bid to put an end to the political unrest in Libya, the UN have enlisted the services of the A-Team for what is understood to be for a ‘reasonable’ fee.
Children Protest As Ahmadinejad Claims There Is No Santa
A group of second graders and their parents have staged an angered walk out after Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made stunning claims that ‘Santa Claus was not real’
Iran Deny Circus at Super Villain Hideout
Iran has denied fresh allegations over the use of its secret super villain hideout after it was said to be holding secret circus trials at the facility outside of Qom. […]