White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre
Donald Trump has lashed out at the “dishonest media” for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, including the recent Smurf Village Massacre.
MH370: Black Box Discovery Could Hamper Wild Speculation Efforts
24-hour news networks have expressed concern that the discovery of flight MH370’s black box could damage efforts to pass wild speculation off as news.
Kanye West Interrupts Pope Francis Person Of The Year Speech
Kanye West has sparked more controversy after interrupting the Pope Francis’ acceptance speech for the Person of the Year award.
Justin Bieber Apologies to Parents For Turning Up to Concert At All
Justin Bieber has issued an apology to parents after his unexplained absence was cut short allowing him to get on stage and sing for a moment.
Pope To Further Reach Out To Young People By Skipping Christmas Mass
Following his arrival to Twitter, the Pope has outlined plans to double down on his efforts to reach young people by skipping this year’s Christmas Mass ceremony.
O2 Users Forced To Speak To Each Other After Mobile Phone Outage
Millions of O2 phone owners have been forced to hold conversations in person after a mobile phone blackout this week.
A Response Letter From Joseph Kony
The following letter to internet users was delivered today on behalf of Joseph Kony.
Internet Users Frustrated Joseph Kony Still Free After Week of Tweeting
Following an entire week of tweeting, internet users have reportedly become frustrated that Joseph Kony has not been captured, branding the situation as “lame”.
Ashton Kutcher ‘To Replace Colonel Gaddafi In Libya’
Multiple reports out of Tripoli have indicated that former Punk’d star Ashton Kutcher is in ‘late stage’ talks to replace Colonel Gaddafi as leader of Libya.
Anthony Weiner Admits To Being Only Democrat With Penis
US Congressman Anthony Weiner has been forced to admit having a penis despite being a member of the Democratic Party.