Banks Announce They’re Ready To Crash World Economy Again
Bankers at the world’s largest financial institutions have announced they are ready to kick off another economic catastrophe some time soon.
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Banker Microchips “To Be Compulsory” Under New Safety Laws
Thousands of investment bankers are being made to pay for their employees to be fitted with microchips under new economic safety plans.
Escaped Snake Returns To Natural Wall Street Habitat
A deadly snake thought to be loose in the city after escaping from the Bronx Zoo has been found miles away in it’s natural habitat: Wall Street.
World Cup ‘Not Just For Rich’ Say Rich Organisers
President Jacob Zuma’s government has said they may yet spend the £8 billion expected to come from the tournament on much needed public services instead of building a money fort.