Apple Unveil New Ultra Thin iPad 2D
Apple have released a new model of the iPad tablet which they claim is so thin it only exists in two dimensions of space.
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Apple To Launch New iPhone With Pre Cracked Screen
Apple have announced it will follow up with a new version of the iPhone that has the screen already broken and cracked beyond repair.
Apple Hails iPhone 5 As Revolution In Faking Enthusiasm
Following the announcement of the company’s latest phone, CEO Tim Cook has hailed the iPhone 5 as a “revolution” in faking enthusiasm for a consumer electronics product.
“How Will People Know I’ve Got The New One?” Say Insecure iPhone Users
Apple have been slammed for releasing a phone that looks identical to the last one, leaving insecure users with no visible way to demonstrate their social superiority to strangers.