Republicans Accuse Obama Of Using Presidential Powers To Run Country
The nation’s most prominent Republicans have hit out at Barack Obama after he threatened to use his powers as President to run the country.
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Rick Perry Outlines Plan To Withdraw From Education By 2020
In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.
Nuclear Experts Warn Rick Perry “Heading For Meltdown”
The Federation of American Scientists are advising residents to evacuate the immediate area surround Rick Perry’s political campaign after warning it was very close to going into meltdown.
Terminator Arrives From Future To Locate Rick Perry
In an unexpected political twist, A T-800 model terminator unit is demanding to know the location of presidential candidate Rick Perry.
“Actually, We Would Like To Continue Making Obama Miserable,” Say GOP
The Republican Party have announced their exit from the race for president to concentrate on making President Obama’s life miserable for another four years.
Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.
Super Bowl Showed Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans
An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’