North Korea Switch To Virgin Media After Internet Blackout
North Korea have confirmed the full restoration of internet services after the country switched to a Virgin Media broadband package.
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HMV Addresses “The Internet” Threat in Recovered 1995 Memo
The following is a recovered 1995 memo from HMV to its employees in response to the emergence of “The Internet”.
RIM Executives Somehow Under Impression People Still Using BlackBerrys
Research in Motion has issued an apology following extended service blackouts, a worrying sign that the company still think people are using BlackBerrys.
“How Will People Know I’ve Got The New One?” Say Insecure iPhone Users
Apple have been slammed for releasing a phone that looks identical to the last one, leaving insecure users with no visible way to demonstrate their social superiority to strangers.
New Nokia Device Hailed As ‘Marvel’ In Doorstop Technology
Following an early look by gadget enthusiasts, Nokia’s highly anticipated smartphone has been hailed as the “most innovate doorstop on the market.”
HMV Discover Something Called “The Internet”
HMV executives believe they are ‘very close’ to determining the reason for the company’s recent poor performance with insiders revealing that it may have something to do with ‘this thing called the internet’.
HP To Slaughter 9,000 Staff In Downsizing Exercise
Hewlett-Packard has announced plans to shed 9,000 jobs over three years by initiating a company-wide cull of employees.