White House: Media Not Reporting Smurf Village Massacre
Donald Trump has lashed out at the “dishonest media” for continuing to underreport serious incidents of terror, including the recent Smurf Village Massacre.
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Angered Smurfs Launch Anti-Government Demonstrations
Tens of thousands of smurfs have gathered for a further day of enraged protests, calling for the ousting of the current smurf leadership.