Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
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S&P Downgrade News Of The World Scum Rating To “Regular”
Following reports the News of the World were not responsible for deleting voicemail messages of a murder victim, S&P have downgraded their rating from “abhorrent scum” to “regular old scum”.
Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.