David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
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Steven Seagal Offended To Not Be Slated By Ricky Gervais
Actor Steven Seagal has reportedly been left furious at being overlooked for ridicule in Golden Globe host Ricky Gervais’ opening monologue.
Goldman Sachs Cancels Contract With God
In what looks to become a hostile legal battle, banking giant Goldman Sachs have announced that they are to cancel their ‘unworkable contract’ with God with immediate effect
Man Flies To South Africa, Gives Spain An Earful
Joe Morris, who drew Spain in his office sweepstake, has flown to the team’s training camp to personally tell the players off after becoming so angry with their loss to Switzerland.