Jeremy Corbyn Reveals Dossier ‘Proving Christmas Up For Sale’
Jeremy Corbyn revealed he has obtained official documents that show Christmas will be up for sale in a Conservative post-Brexit trade deal.
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MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.
Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole
Donald Trump has announced a controversial plan to build a wall around the North Pole in order to keep “the wrong kind of presents from entering America.”
CIA Used Torture To Obtain Santa’s Christmas List
Reports from CIA torture report reveal Santa was victim to brutal interrogation techniques to determine the contents of his Christmas list.
Shock As Child Asks Parents: “Where Does The War In Afghanistan Come From?”
According to reports, extended 9/11 coverage has led to an increase in young children asking their parents: “Mom, dad. Where does the war in Afghanistan come from?”
Santa’s Workshop Conditions ‘Exposed’ In Undercover Report
Santa Claus has publicly defended conditions inside his workshop following a five month undercover investigation into poor working conditions.
The Grinch ‘Losing War on Christmas’
A recently commissioned 1000 page study has concluded that the Grinch is losing the war on Christmas ‘in a major way’.
WikiLeaks: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List Revealed
The secret list of naughty and nice children around the world, described as ‘vital to operations’ by Santa’s little helpers, has been released in a fresh Wikileaks dump.
Children Protest As Ahmadinejad Claims There Is No Santa
A group of second graders and their parents have staged an angered walk out after Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made stunning claims that ‘Santa Claus was not real’
Santa Claus Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
2010 has seen no let up in economic hardship as Santa Incorporated, a not for profit operation aimed at young children today filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy.