Bozo Gunned Down As Clown Related Violence Reaches High
The world of children’s entertainment has been stunned by the death of two rival clowns described as ‘bitter enemies to the last pie gag’.
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Barack Obama Agrees to Extend McRib Sales Period
President Obama has announced a landmark deal to extend the availability of the McRib sandwich past it’s original six week promotional sales window.
Ronald McDonald To Run For California Governor
Ronald McDonald has announced his shock entry into the 2010 California gubernatorial elections in an astonishing bid to become California’s next Governor.