Republicans Slam Obama For “Soft Poultry Policy” After Turkey Pardon
Leading Republican figures have slammed Barack Obama’s handling of the annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon and called for a tougher stance on wild game.
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Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
Barack Obama Officially Endorses Newt Gingrich
Current president Barack Obama has strongly endorsed Newt Gingrich as his pick to face Barack Obama in the November election season.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.
Rick Perry Outlines Plan To Withdraw From Education By 2020
In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.
Nuclear Experts Warn Rick Perry “Heading For Meltdown”
The Federation of American Scientists are advising residents to evacuate the immediate area surround Rick Perry’s political campaign after warning it was very close to going into meltdown.
Hackers Shut Down Mitt Romney’s Operating System
The Republican race for presidential nominee was thrown into turmoil last night after computer hackers reportedly hacked into Mitt Romney and shut down his operating system.
Mayan Prophesy Questioned After Palin Withdraws From 2012 Race
The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
Terminator Arrives From Future To Locate Rick Perry
In an unexpected political twist, A T-800 model terminator unit is demanding to know the location of presidential candidate Rick Perry.
Colonel Gaddafi Mistaken For Tea Party Candidate
A new poll suggests Tea Party voters have confused Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for a valid Republican presidential nominee.