Medical Scientists Mystified By Spineless Paul Ryan
Scientists in America’s top medical institutes have reported being collectively mystified by Paul Ryan’s ability to walk without a spine.
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Republicans Unveil Google.com As Obamacare Alternative
Congressional House Republicans have unveiled their first genuine alternative to the Affordable Care Act: google.com.
Republicans Claim Voter Intimidation After Black Man Added to Election Ballot
The validity of the 2012 presidential election has been questioned by Republicans, accusing Democrats of voter intimidation by adding a black man to the ballot.
“We Don’t Need Help Making Ethnics Feel Alienated” Say Abercrmbie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch have slammed the use of a racial slur on an imitation website, saying “our brand doesn’t need any help marginalising ethnic minorities.”
“Actually, We Would Like To Continue Making Obama Miserable,” Say GOP
The Republican Party have announced their exit from the race for president to concentrate on making President Obama’s life miserable for another four years.
Barack Obama Agrees Deal To Hand His Balls To Republicans
President Barack Obama says he has finally reached an agreement on the debt ceiling which will see Republican congressmen take full possession of his balls.
Fox News Pranks Nation, Imitates Credible News Outlet
Fox News has been widely credited for staging ‘the greatest April Fool’s prank of the year’ by masking as a legitimate news organisation for an entire 24-hour news cycle
Wikileaks Fails to Uncover OJ Simpson’s Sense of Remorse
Wikileaks may have met it’s match after revealing they have been unable to leak any sense of remorse from inside OJ Simpson.