Reality TV “Setting Unrealistic Standards For Nation’s Skanks”
A new report has strongly hinted that a new breed of reality television shows are setting unrealistic levels of skankiness for the nation’s skanks.
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NASA To Land Second Curiosity Rover On Jersey Shore
Following the start of Mars Curiosity Rover’s search for evidence of life, NASA have announced the subsequent launch of a second Rover to the set of Jersey Shore.
Tougher Exams Require Students To Work Out How Big Brother Has Reached Season 13
In a bid to improve standards of primary school education students will now be graded against tougher exam questions, like how Big Brother has reached season number 13.
“Al-Qaeda May Be Plotting To Fund Future Series of The Kardashians,” Warn FBI
The FBI have warned al-Qaeda may be preparing renewed attacks on the United States, possibly by funding future seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Ann San Suu Kyi Victim of ‘Brilliant’ Reality TV Prank
BURMA – Ann San Suu Kyi has revealed her ‘deep disappointment’ after becoming the first victim of new reality television show Politically Punk’d. The MTV production sees host Ashton Kutcher […]
Danish Capital Sees Launch of New Reality Show
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – World leaders have descended on the Danish capital to take part in a monumental moment for global reality audiences. Politicians from 192 countries have sent delegates to […]