Conservatives Charged With Keeping Liberal Democrats in Servitude
Two members of the Conservative party have been charged with forcing destitute Liberal Democrats in servitude a court has heard.
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MoD To Make Indestructible New Body Armour From Jeremy Hunt
The Ministry of Defense has today confirmed it will begin producing the next generation of bullet proof armor from the same stuff that Jeremy Hunt is made of.
Leveson Inquiry: Sideshow Bob Questioned Over Phone Hacking
Ex News International executive and professional clown Sideshow Bob is the latest individual to be called up to the Leveson inquiry surrounding ethics in journalism.
George Osborne Cuts 10% Rate of Income Tax Square in Monopoly
George Osborne has announced plans to cut the rate of the Income Tax Square to five per cent for earnings over £10,000 during a game of Monopoly.
David Cameron Rates White House Visit 2.5 Stars On TripAdvisor
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has risked damaging the relationship between America and Britain after rating his U.S. visit two and a half stars on TripAdvisor.
Greece Reject EU Bailout In Favour of Wonga.com Loan
In a dramatic 11th hour decision, Greece have chosen to decline the latest EU bailout and will instead opt to borrow money from Wonga.com.
Fred Goodwin Stripped of His Tesco Clubcard
In what is being recognised as a dramatic fall from grace, former Royal Bank of Scotland chief Fred Goodwin has been stripped of his Tesco Clubcard.
Nigerian President Sends Email Request For Financial Aid
The following is a leaked message from the office of Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan sent to western leaders following his declaration of a state of emergency.
Western Panic Eases After Chinese Missile Break Apart During Use
Fears over a growing Chinese military threat have lifted today after reports that several anti-aircraft ballistic missiles have fallen apart during repeat use.
Japan PM Quits After Losing 12 Consecutive Street Fighter Matches
Japan has been left reeling following news Prime Minster Yoshihiko Noda has quit after an embarrassing run of consecutive defeats in Street Fighter 4.