Britain To Seek Post-Brexit Trade Deal With Wakanda
Trade Secretary Liam Fox has said Britain is eager to leave the EU Customs Union in order to trade freely with the nation of Wakanda post Brexit.
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Nick Clegg Calls For 2015 Election Debate To Be Held In 2010
Nick Clegg has called for next month’s General Election debate to be rescheduled April 2010, when he had a chance of being Prime Minister.
High Speed Rail Plans Will See Government Fly Britons To Japan
The government has announced plans to provide commuters with access to high speed rail will involve flying them to Japan to use the trains in that country.
Nigel Farage Blasts Immigrant Policy As Saharan Dust Settles In UK
Nigel Farage has demanded a tougher immigration policy after large amounts of dust were allowed to migrate from Africa and settle in the UK this week.
Geneva Deal To Grant Nick Clegg Safe Passage Out Of Coalition
A preliminary deal has been reached that could see Nick Clegg granted safe passage out of the Coalition government back to Liberal Democrat obscurity.
Government Calls on Santa to Get More Poor Children on Nice List
The government has called on Santa Claus to get more children from poorer backgrounds on to the Nice List after this year’s delivery of presents.
David Cameron Calls For Leveson To Add “Slap on the Wrist” Clause To Report
David Cameron has called for a slap on the wrist amendment to the list of laws recommended in the Leveson Report into media ethics.
Government Ditches Web Surveillance Plans, Uses Facebook Instead
Relenting to public outcry, David Cameron announced the government will ditch controversial web surveillance plans and just friend people on Facebook instead.
Hot Air From Global Warming Talks Now Leading Cause of Global Warming
The world’s climate change experts have warned the hot air produced from ongoing global warming talks has now become the leading cause of global warming.
Jimmy Savile Charity to Change Name to “Jack the Ripper Trust”
The Jimmy Savile Charitable Trust has looked to avoid controversy by changing its name to the “Jack the Ripper Charitable Trust”.