President Obama Fired After Rolling Stone Interview
Barack Obama was forced to resign as US President after making disparaging remarks about Fox News’s journalistic integrity in a Rolling Stone article.
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Visa Announces Races Card
Visa have today unveiled the new Race Card, a credit card with a 0% balance transfer and ability to maximise situations were personal responsibility can be circumvented with the mention of race.
BP Call End To Flow of Negative Media Reporting On Gulf
BP officials have formally declared an end to the outpouring of negative press after the Deepwater Horizon rig blew up on 20 April.
Joe Biden Visits Iraq, Bores Audience With Pointless Story
The Iraqi pullout ceremony has been thrown into jepordy as US Vice President Joe Biden has begun telling a ‘long winded and largely uninteresting’ story about the time he discovered the joys of hot cocoa.
Republicans Propose New Site For Mosque In Guantanamo Bay
In an effort to repair ties with the Muslim community, Republican politicians have offered Guantanamo Bay as an alternative site for the proposed Islamic centre and Mosque.
Iran To Extend Nuclear Family Programme
Iran has announced it will step up it’s plan to build more nuclear families across the country in defiance of western leaders demands for it to scale back it’s ‘agressive’ nuclear ambition.
Asif Zardari Attacked Over Disneyland Trip
Pakistani President Asif Zardari continues to face a furious backlash over his trip to Disneyland Paris where he met with Mickey Mouse and other Disney ambassadors
Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
Israel to Accept Palestinian Friend Request on Facebook
US President Barack Obama has praised ‘outstanding’ progress in Middle East peace talks after Israel said they would accept Palestine’s friend request on Facebook.
World Leaders Convene For G8 Afterparty
David Cameron has urged ‘tight focus’ on preparations for the G8 afterparty – his first as Prime Minister – to ensure it would be as ‘on and popping’ as previous years.