China To Bring Human Rights Violations Down To “Reasonable Levels”
After calling the current level of human rights violations shameful, China have vowed to bring the number of atrocities “down to acceptable levels.”
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New al-Qaeda Leader Starts Small, Stages Attack On US Mailbox
New al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has reportedly claimed responsibility for a ‘devastating’ attack on a US mailbox.
Donald Trump Hits Back At Rumors Hair Not Made In America
Donald Trump has hit back at sceptics who continue to fuel speculation that his hair was not made in America
Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president in 2012
Glenn Beck To End Show, Runs Out Of Things To Compare To Hitler
Glenn Beck is set to end his daily Fox News Channel program this year after admitting that he has run out of things to compare to Hitler
Fox News Pranks Nation, Imitates Credible News Outlet
Fox News has been widely credited for staging ‘the greatest April Fool’s prank of the year’ by masking as a legitimate news organisation for an entire 24-hour news cycle
Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.
Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
The Obama administration is discussing a proposal to turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog, say top administration officials.
Barack Obama Warns of Nuclear Threat From Boogieman
Preseident Barack Obama today stated that the biggest threat to international security is the possibility of the Boogieman obtaining nuclear weapons.