Assad Promises To Stick With Conventional Methods Of Mass Murder
After destroying its chemical weapons production capability, the Syrian regime has promised it will only use regular methods of killing its own people in future.
After destroying its chemical weapons production capability, the Syrian regime has promised it will only use regular methods of killing its own people in future.
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