Peter Higgs Finds Right Subatomic Particle After Placing Ad In Match.com
Scientists at CERN have paid tribute to match.com for enabling Peter Higgs to finally find the subatomic particle “he’s been looking for all his life.”
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CERN Physicists To Put Up Lost Flyers For Higgs Boson
Scientists at CERN have begun an ambitious new approach in the search for the Higgs Boson by putting up lost flyers in the surrounding neighbourhood.
Nuclear Experts Warn Rick Perry “Heading For Meltdown”
The Federation of American Scientists are advising residents to evacuate the immediate area surround Rick Perry’s political campaign after warning it was very close to going into meltdown.
God Considers Legal Action Against Stephen Hawking
God is said to be considering legal action after reacting angrily to claims by Stephen Hawking He had nothing to do with the Big Bang.