Evangelical Conservatives Insist Marriage Is Between Man, Woman And Porn Star
The nation’s leading evangelicals have moved to remind people marriage is between a man, his third wife woman and porn star.
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Medical Scientists Mystified By Spineless Paul Ryan
Scientists in America’s top medical institutes have reported being collectively mystified by Paul Ryan’s ability to walk without a spine.
Mitt Romney Told Number of Poor in US, Quits Presidential Race
Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race after learning how many poor people actually live in America.
Mitt Romney Crushed By Magic 8-Ball in Debate Warm Up
Mitt Romney has suffered a major setback ahead of the presidential debates after a crushing defeat to Magic 8-Ball forced him to call short a warm up debate session.
Florida in Storm Alert As Republican Convention Hits
Locals are being told to “prepare for the worst” on the back of news the Republican National Convention taking place in Florida is continuing to gather speed.