MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.
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High Speed Rail Plans Will See Government Fly Britons To Japan
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Anti Gay Marriage MPs Move to Keep Gay Divorce Illegal
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David Cameron and Nick Clegg To Attend Relationship Counseling
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Liberal Democrats Begin Search For Nick Clegg’s Spine
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MPs to Public: Sorry For Getting Caught
The ongoing scandal over MPs expenses has given official the ideal opportunity to further hone their talents for extreme rationalisation of chronic lapses in judgement and pandering to the public. […]