UN Inspectors: North Korea May Be Developing Food Technology
The UN Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission have warned that North Korea is developing technology that will “soon allow it to feed its own people.”
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Barack Obama Gives Predator Drone To Every Audience Member In Debate
The third presidential debate saw a stunning surprise as Barack Obama announced every single audience member would be getting their own predator drone to take home.
Pakistani Cricketers Found Guilty Of Making Sport Interesting
Four Pakistani cricketers have been handed jail sentences after being found guilty of conspiring to make cricket “kind of interesting for a few minutes.”
US Punishes ‘Naughty’ Pakistan, Cuts off Allowance Money
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
Osama Bin Laden Releases New Video in 3D
In an unexpected theatrical release, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has issued a new video in 3D, threatening the West and wowing audiences at the same time.
Al-Qaeda Number Two Leaves To Launch Solo Terrorist Career
Ayman al-Zawahri has announced he is leaving popular terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda after over a decade in the group to launch his own solo terrorist career
President Obama Condemns Harry Potter Book Burning
US President Barack Obama called plans for a group of Percy Jackson fans to burn books of rival fiction series Harry Potter ‘dangerous and inflammatory’.
Asif Zardari Attacked Over Disneyland Trip
Pakistani President Asif Zardari continues to face a furious backlash over his trip to Disneyland Paris where he met with Mickey Mouse and other Disney ambassadors
Pakistan Steps Up Civilian Offensive
Pakistan has scrapped plans of a peace deal with civilians in the north west region of Swat Valley, in an effort to protect the country from domestic threats. US officials […]