Russia’s Losing Hockey Team Still Missing After Sochi Games
Latest reports from Sochi suggest the entire Russian hockey team have yet to be seen since their quarter final loss in a game watched by Vladimir Putin.
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Olympics Inspire Nation to Walk Instead of Drive to McDonald’s
After two weeks of watching athleticism of the highest order, millions of Olympic enthusiasts have been inspired to walk to their nearest McDonald’s instead of driving.
Olympics: Incredible Hulk Protests Innocence Amid Doping Controversy
The Incredible Hulk is fighting to save his reputation after being accused of taking performance enhancing substances during the London Olympics.
Emergency Troops To Fill Empty Spaces on London Underground
The British government has confirmed it will look into reports of empty seats on the London Underground which has left locals without a convenient excuse to arrive late to work.
Iran Threaten To Not Make Up The Numbers At Olympics
Iran have reiterated their threat to boycott the London 2012 Olympic Games, potentially leaving the IOC with one less country to make up the numbers at the event.
Olympic Mascots to Deflect Ridicule From Olympic Logo
2012 Olympic organisers expressed confidence that the recently unveiled Olympic mascots will be ugly enough to mask the ‘visual monstrosity’ that is the Orbit Tower, itself created to mask the ‘repulsive’ Olympic logo.