BP Call End To Flow of Negative Media Reporting On Gulf
BP officials have formally declared an end to the outpouring of negative press after the Deepwater Horizon rig blew up on 20 April.
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Captain Planet Fired For ‘Gross Negligence’
The employment of Captain Planet has been terminated with immediate effect after he was found ‘severely lacking and at times incompetent’ in his role as protector of the environment.
SpongeBob Squarepants Cancelled After Star Found Dead
Nickelodeon have been forced to cancel hit TV show SpongeBob Squarepants after it’s star was found dead in his pineapple home under the sea off the Gulf Coast.
BP Scramble To Protect Endangered Reputation
BP CEO Tony Hayward has promised to pump millions of dollars to avoid the company’s fragile reputation being wiped out due to continuous negative coverage of the Gulf Coast oil spill.