Republican Candidate Releases Sex Tape, Proves Not Gay
Carl Paladino has released a ‘short but graphic’ sex tape to prove to voters that he is definitely not gay.
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Wu Tang Clan Make Job Cuts As Unemployment Rises
After years of explosive growth, the Wu Tang Clan have been forced into an unexpected round of job cuts, pushing their unemployment rate past 20%.
Lil Wayne To Release New Mixtape ‘I Don’t Wanna Talk About It’
Lil Wayne has not allowed an eight month prison sentence to interrupt a successful career and is set to release his new mixtape titled “I Don’t Wanna Talk About It”.