Donald Trump Announces Resignation of Santa Claus
NORTH POLE – In the latest sudden resignation during the Trump administration, Santa Claus has confirmed he will resign his post this Christmas.
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MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.
Donald Trump To Build Wall Around North Pole
Donald Trump has announced a controversial plan to build a wall around the North Pole in order to keep “the wrong kind of presents from entering America.”
CIA Used Torture To Obtain Santa’s Christmas List
Reports from CIA torture report reveal Santa was victim to brutal interrogation techniques to determine the contents of his Christmas list.
Edward Snowden Leak Reveals Extent of Santa Surveillance Program
Fresh leaks from whistleblower Edward Snowden have exposed the existence of a mass surveillance program used by Santa to monitor naughty and nice children.
Santa’s Workshop Conditions ‘Exposed’ In Undercover Report
Santa Claus has publicly defended conditions inside his workshop following a five month undercover investigation into poor working conditions.
WikiLeaks: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List Revealed
The secret list of naughty and nice children around the world, described as ‘vital to operations’ by Santa’s little helpers, has been released in a fresh Wikileaks dump.