Donald Trump Appoints Bob-omb as Secretary of State
United States President Donald Trump has fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, replacing him with a Bob-omb.
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North Korea Switch To Virgin Media After Internet Blackout
North Korea have confirmed the full restoration of internet services after the country switched to a Virgin Media broadband package.
Kim Jong-Un Executes Uncle “To Reduce Hassle Of Christmas Shopping”
Kim Jong-Un has explained his decision to execute his uncle came after struggling to find a suitable Christmas gift for the former regime advisor.
North Korea Respond To Xbox One Used Game Policy With Missile Test
North Korea have launched an unscheduled round of missile tests in response to the used game policy on the upcoming Xbox One console.
UN Inspectors: North Korea May Be Developing Food Technology
The UN Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission have warned that North Korea is developing technology that will “soon allow it to feed its own people.”
United States: Iran “Leading The Race” To Host World War III
U.S. officials have confirmed Iran are now leading the race to host World War III after a failed rocket launch led to an embarrassing setback from close rivals North Korea.
North Korea: “We’ll Stop Making Nukes If You Stop Making Fast and Furious Sequels”
North Korea has pledged to discontinue uranium enrichment if in return the US discontinues its production of Fast and Furious sequels.
Kim Jong-Un Succession Delayed Over IT Support Issues
Kim Jong-un has had his start date for succession pushed back after IT reported “major tech issues” while preparing his work laptop and log in credentials.
Newt Gingrich Caught Running For Leader Of North Korea
Republican presidential nominee Newt Gingrich is reported to have cheated on the United States after being found attempting to run for leader of North Korea.
Iran Threaten To Not Make Up The Numbers At Olympics
Iran have reiterated their threat to boycott the London 2012 Olympic Games, potentially leaving the IOC with one less country to make up the numbers at the event.