Liberal Democrats Begin Search For Nick Clegg’s Spine
Hundreds of Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidates are set to launched a country-wide search for deputy PM Nick Clegg’s spine.
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Nick Clegg Hails Achievements in Home Decoration
In a dramatic attempt to prove his worth, Nick Clegg has hailed the ‘good things’ he has acheived with the Downing Street decor since forming government.
World Cup Inspector Found Dead In Lounge
A Fifa Inspector has been found dead two days after having privately criticised England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup.
Clegg Blasts Cameron Over Spilt Milk
The first cracks in the Lib-Con coalition appeared after Nick Clegg was said to be ‘extremely annoyed’ at David Cameron for failing to clean milk he spilled in first week of the new government.
Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.