UN Peace Plan Calls For Assad To Be Given Nick Clegg’s Job
Arab foreign ministers have backed Kofi Annan’s plan to see Bashar al-Assad removed from power by giving him Nick Clegg’s job in the coalition government.
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David Cameron’s Economic Outlook: “Actually, Britain Can’t Afford 2012”
Despite being less than 24 hours into the New Year, David Cameron has declared Britain can no longer afford to stay in 2012 and will return to the year 2011.
Nick Clegg: Britain Is Now The Nick Clegg of Europe
Nick Clegg has launched a scathing attack on David Cameron’s use of an EU veto, saying the Prime Minister risks turning Britain “into the me of Europe”.
Osbourne Fixes Economy After Clegg Threatens To Get Involved
George Osbourne has announced he has solved every problem with the UK economy after hearing Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had threatened to help.
Sherlock Holmes ‘Struggling’ To Find Out Why Nick Clegg Still Around
Sherlock Holmes has admitted he has yet to solve the mystery of why Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is still in government.
UK and China Agree To £1.4bn Cheap Crap Deal
The UK and Chinese governments have announced a record £1.4 billion trade deal that will see an increase in the flow of counterfeit goods and cheap crap into Britain.
Cameron, Clegg Continue Battle Over CD Collection
David Cameron and Nick Clegg have stepped up the debate ahead of a vote on the best method of organising their joint music collection.
Colonel Gaddafi Calls On Nick Clegg To Quit
DOWNING STREET – Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has joined mounting international pressure calling for Nick Clegg to step down peacefully from his position as deputy prime minister before more ‘wanton […]
David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
America ‘Not Invited’ to UN Christmas Party
The US government has begun a major ass kissing campaign after outrage over diplomatic cables left them without an invite to the annual UN Christmas party.