Definition Of “Shadenfreude” Updated After Brooks Coulson Affair
The definition of “schadenfreude” will be updated after juicy details of two former News of the World editors’ private lives were splashed across tabloid newspapers.
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Leveson Inquiry: Sideshow Bob Questioned Over Phone Hacking
Ex News International executive and professional clown Sideshow Bob is the latest individual to be called up to the Leveson inquiry surrounding ethics in journalism.
Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
S&P Downgrade News Of The World Scum Rating To “Regular”
Following reports the News of the World were not responsible for deleting voicemail messages of a murder victim, S&P have downgraded their rating from “abhorrent scum” to “regular old scum”.
Batman: “The Batphone Was Hacked By News of the World”
Crime fighting vigilante Batman has given evidence to the Leveson inquiry after discovering the Batphone had been hacked by News of the World journalists.
James Murdoch Maintains He “Did Not Know Santa Claus Was Not Real”
In a two-and-a-half hour parliamentary hearing, James Murdoch has continued to deny being told three years ago that Santa Claus was not a real person.
Mafia Boss Shuts Down Local Operation After Reports of Corruption
Mafia boss John Gambino has today ordered the closure of the Gambino family after reports highlighted the inappropriate conduct of key members of the organisation.