MoD To Make Indestructible New Body Armour From Jeremy Hunt
The Ministry of Defense has today confirmed it will begin producing the next generation of bullet proof armor from the same stuff that Jeremy Hunt is made of.
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Blair Tells Iraq Inquiry: “I Stuck My Fingers In My Ears”
Tony Blair said he disregarded warnings attacking Iraq would be illegal without further UN backing because he had stuck his fingers in his ears.
Liberal Democrats Begin Search For Nick Clegg’s Spine
Hundreds of Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidates are set to launched a country-wide search for deputy PM Nick Clegg’s spine.
Clinton: ‘Britain Vulnerable To Godzilla Attack’
Hilary Clinton delivered a stark warning against major cuts in the British defence budget, which could leave them open to attack from Godzilla, Cthulhu or similar monsters.
Nick Clegg Hails Achievements in Home Decoration
In a dramatic attempt to prove his worth, Nick Clegg has hailed the ‘good things’ he has acheived with the Downing Street decor since forming government.
MPs to Public: Sorry For Getting Caught
The ongoing scandal over MPs expenses has given official the ideal opportunity to further hone their talents for extreme rationalisation of chronic lapses in judgement and pandering to the public. […]