Lee Nelson Throws Money At Sepp Blatter, Awarded 2026 World Cup
Lee Nelson has been awarded the 2026 World Cup moments after throwing piles of banknotes over FIFA President Sepp Blatter during a press conference.
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School of Hard Knocks Set To Increase Tuition Fees
In a blow to students of life, a leaked report has revealed the School of Hard Knocks has ‘all but agreed’ to charge the maximum level of tuition fees possible.
“Homeless Forced To Do More For Loose Change” Say Experts
Industry analysts have warned that the success of US homeless man Ted Williams has radically altered the market for loose change.
FIFA Officials Accused of Cheating in FIFA Soccer 96
Three senior Fifa officials have been accused of ‘gross acts of misconduct’ whilst playing FIFA Soccer 96 on the Sega Genesis.
Ireland Receive Bailout “Just In Time To See Harry Potter”
The Irish PM, Brian Cowen, has hailed the €90 billion bailout loan which has come in time to allow the nation’s citizen to afford to see the penultimate instalment of Harry Potter.
JLS Star Denies M&M ‘Greed’ Allegations After U-Turn
JLS superstar Aston Merrygold has defended himself against allegations he is ‘only in it for the M&Ms’ after a shocking u-turn just days after indicating he would quit the group.