Bigots Forced To Decide Which They Hate Less: Black Guy Or Mormon
Voters who class themselves as bigots are being forced to face an “impossible choice” in the 2012 presidential elections: choosing between a Mormon and a black guy.
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Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
Mitt Romney Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “It’s Mathematically Impossible To Stop Me Now”
In an effort to boost his bid to clinch the Republican nominee, Mitt Romney has unveiled a new campaign slogan – “Mitt: It’s Mathematically Impossible to Stop Me Now”.
Rick Santorum Storms To Primary Win In Seventeenth Century
Following wins in Super Tuesday voting, Rick Santorum has emerged as the winner of another key primary – picking up like minded voters from the seventeenth century.
Rick Santorum Wins Oscar For Brief Role As Credible Presidential Candidate
Rick Santorum has picked up a surprise Oscar win for his brief but convincing role as a credible candidate for president of the United States.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.
Hackers Shut Down Mitt Romney’s Operating System
The Republican race for presidential nominee was thrown into turmoil last night after computer hackers reportedly hacked into Mitt Romney and shut down his operating system.
Colonel Gaddafi Mistaken For Tea Party Candidate
A new poll suggests Tea Party voters have confused Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for a valid Republican presidential nominee.
Barack Obama Declares Spider-Man Musical ‘A National Disaster’
United States President Barack Obama has officially declared Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark a “major” national disaster.