Fearful Refugees Continue To Flee Tottenham Violence
After violent scenes in the nation’s capital, scores of refugees continue to flee the North London area of Tottenham in efforts to seek safety and security.
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Arsenal Introduce ‘Cost Effective’ Three-Quarter Season Ticket
Arsenal football club have launched a new range of three-quarter season tickets a more cost effective way to watch the team’s season implode.
Police Protesters Slammed For ‘Excessive’ Force Used On Themselves
There have been widespread reports of police offers using ‘excessive levels of force’ on themselves as they sought to keep their protests under control during anti-cuts demonstrations.
Iran Threaten To Not Make Up The Numbers At Olympics
Iran have reiterated their threat to boycott the London 2012 Olympic Games, potentially leaving the IOC with one less country to make up the numbers at the event.
David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
Julian Assange Has Library Card Revoked
In another instance of the backlash against WikiLeaks, founder Julian Assange has been informed that his library access has been terminated ‘with immediate effect’.
Coalition To Provide ‘Extensive’ Homeless Training For Graduates
The UK government has outlined it’s plan to provide ‘extensive training’ to help young people adapt to life on the streets when the education system fails them.
World Cup Inspector Found Dead In Lounge
A Fifa Inspector has been found dead two days after having privately criticised England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup.
Asif Zardari Attacked Over Disneyland Trip
Pakistani President Asif Zardari continues to face a furious backlash over his trip to Disneyland Paris where he met with Mickey Mouse and other Disney ambassadors
Olympic Mascots to Deflect Ridicule From Olympic Logo
2012 Olympic organisers expressed confidence that the recently unveiled Olympic mascots will be ugly enough to mask the ‘visual monstrosity’ that is the Orbit Tower, itself created to mask the ‘repulsive’ Olympic logo.