FIFA Order Luis Suarez To Be Properly Fed Before Matches
FIFA’s independent disciplinary committee have order Luis Suarez to eat three square meals a day after biting Giorgio Chiellini.
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Traces of Horsemeat Found in Premier League Footballer
The horsemeat scandal took an unexpected turn this weekend after traces of horsemeat were found in players of British football clubs.
Benitez Gains Support of Fans After Sleeping With Wayne Bridge’s Missus
Rafa Benitez has endeared himself to fans after announcing he had slept with Wayne Bridge’s missus prior to the club’s Champions League exit.
Rafael Benitez Signs Rolling Minute to Minute Contract At Chelsea
Chelsea have appointed Rafael Benitez as their new manager on a rolling minute to minute contract.
Chelsea Eye Mark Clattenburg As Future Club Captain After Racist Remarks
Following allegations of racist comments towards a player, Chelsea insiders suggest the club are “definitely interested” in making Mark Clattenburg a future club captain.
Liverpool Sign Samsung Fridge Freezer As Andy Carroll Replacement
In a decisive move to prove cover in attack following the departure of Andy Carroll, Liverpool have bought a Samsung model fridge freezer from Currys.
England Fans Question Hodgson’s Ability To Fail In Big Tournaments
Football fans have begun questioning the abilty of Roy Hodgson to produce a team capable of underperforming at the highest level of international football.
Liverpool Aim For More Second Tier Trophies After Carling Cup Win
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish is confident his side can build on their Carling Cup triumph and bring more second tier trophies back to Anfield.
Arsenal Introduce ‘Cost Effective’ Three-Quarter Season Ticket
Arsenal football club have launched a new range of three-quarter season tickets a more cost effective way to watch the team’s season implode.