Lance Armstrong Tests Positive for Remorse-Enhancing Drugs
Lance Armstrong is facing calls to pull out of his campaign to restore his public image after testing positive for remorse enhancing substances.
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Yogi Bear “Comes Clean” About Defecating in Woods in Oprah Interview
Oprah Winfrey has announced the conclusion of her “frank and honest” interview with Yogi Bear over allegations he defecated in a local wooded area.
Kate Middleton Gets Oscar Nod For Role As Person Impressed With Kate Middleton Painting
Kate Middleton has received a late Oscar nomination for her performance as someone actually impressed with Kate Middleton’s self-portrait.
Lance Armstrong Supporters Placed on Endangered Species List
People who still believe in Lance Armstrong have been listed as an endangered species after a recent outbreak of a USADA doping report.