Britain To Seek Post-Brexit Trade Deal With Wakanda
Trade Secretary Liam Fox has said Britain is eager to leave the EU Customs Union in order to trade freely with the nation of Wakanda post Brexit.
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Home Office To Inundate Illegal Immigrants with PPI Calls
The Home Office have begun plans to force illegal immigrants out of the country by inundating them with irrelevant calls about mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance.
David Cameron Calls For Leveson To Add “Slap on the Wrist” Clause To Report
David Cameron has called for a slap on the wrist amendment to the list of laws recommended in the Leveson Report into media ethics.
Fred Goodwin Stripped of His Tesco Clubcard
In what is being recognised as a dramatic fall from grace, former Royal Bank of Scotland chief Fred Goodwin has been stripped of his Tesco Clubcard.
Rail Operators To Increase Taking The Piss By 5.9%
Rail operators will increase taking the piss with ticket prices by an average of 5.9% in the New Year, the Association of Train Operating Companies has confirmed.
Osborne Budget To Include Provisions For Lottery Tickets
George Osbourne has outlined his plan to invest in up to a billion lottery tickets over the next three years in the first budget since the coalition was formed.
LA Gang Member Joins Labour Election Campaign
Gordon Brown has taken the unexpected move to enlist Marcus Reid, a decorated Bloods gang member, to his campaign in a move to revitalise his fading re-election hopes.
Cameron Promises to Be ‘Exact Opposite’ to Labour
David Cameron has reiterated his commitment to doing the ‘complete opposite of whatever Labour does’ after the first televised debate between party leaders in the UK.
David Cameron Stumbles Over Dinner Order
David Cameron is having to deal with another blow to his campaign after stumbling over his order of filet mignon at exclusive London restaurant.
MPs to Public: Sorry For Getting Caught
The ongoing scandal over MPs expenses has given official the ideal opportunity to further hone their talents for extreme rationalisation of chronic lapses in judgement and pandering to the public. […]