KFC Double Down Becomes New al-Qaeda Leader
After weeks of speculation, a number of sources are confirming the appointment of the KFC Double Down as the new leader of al-Qaeda.
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Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.
Ricky Hatton Unifies KFC, Popeyes Family Meals
Ricky Hatton rolled back the years last night when he successfully unified a bucket of KFC with a Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits family meal.
Al Qaeda To Use Junk Food In Effort To Kill More Americans
Al Qaeda have admitted they can no longer compete with fast food restaurants when it comes to killing Americans and will halt current terrorist activities to open their own burger chain.
KFC Commercial Sparks Cross Country Pursuit
KFC have come under heavy criticism after losing control during filming for a commercial at an Australian cricket ground. The commercial showed a white fan attempting to pacify a group of raucous West Indians by handing out chicken from a variety bucket.
Black Man Dead After Exposing KFC Recipe
CLEVELAND – A local black man was found dead in his home days after announcing to friends and relatives that he had discovered the secret blend of 11 herbs and […]