Reality TV “Setting Unrealistic Standards For Nation’s Skanks”
A new report has strongly hinted that a new breed of reality television shows are setting unrealistic levels of skankiness for the nation’s skanks.
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NASA To Land Second Curiosity Rover On Jersey Shore
Following the start of Mars Curiosity Rover’s search for evidence of life, NASA have announced the subsequent launch of a second Rover to the set of Jersey Shore.
Local Man Mugged as New York Returns To Normal After Storm
A local shopkeeper has been assaulted during the course of a robbery in one of many encouraging reports suggesting life is returning to normal following Tropical Storm Irene.
China To Bring Human Rights Violations Down To “Reasonable Levels”
After calling the current level of human rights violations shameful, China have vowed to bring the number of atrocities “down to acceptable levels.”
Ratko Mladic Extradited To Jersey Shore
Ratko Mladic has been extradited to the set of Jersey Shore, where he is to face punishment after being found guilty of war crimes.
“Jersey Shore Gave Me Brain Damage” Claims Woman
A woman is suing MTV Networks after prolonged exposure to Jersey Shore left her with a mild aneurysm as a result of severe trauma.