North Korea Switch To Virgin Media After Internet Blackout
North Korea have confirmed the full restoration of internet services after the country switched to a Virgin Media broadband package.
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North Korea Respond To Xbox One Used Game Policy With Missile Test
North Korea have launched an unscheduled round of missile tests in response to the used game policy on the upcoming Xbox One console.
FBI ‘All Over’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Case
The FBI has moved to reassure Scarlett Johansson by promising “every single agent” was investigating the unauthorised leak of the star’s nude photos.
Barack Obama Launches Kickstarter Project To Service National Debt
United States President Barack Obama has signed up to Kickstarter in an unprecedented attempt to raise enough capital for the country to service it’s debt.
New Nokia Device Hailed As ‘Marvel’ In Doorstop Technology
Following an early look by gadget enthusiasts, Nokia’s highly anticipated smartphone has been hailed as the “most innovate doorstop on the market.”
Unidentified Celebrity Muppet Obtains Super-Injunction
An unnamed Muppet belonging to a popular children’s television show has been granted an injunction amid multiple allegations of inappropriate tickling.
HMV Discover Something Called “The Internet”
HMV executives believe they are ‘very close’ to determining the reason for the company’s recent poor performance with insiders revealing that it may have something to do with ‘this thing called the internet’.
The Grinch ‘Losing War on Christmas’
A recently commissioned 1000 page study has concluded that the Grinch is losing the war on Christmas ‘in a major way’.
World of Warcraft Beats First Week Crack Cocaine Sales
Blizzard Entertainment have confirmed that their new World of Warcraft expansion has broken a long standing sales record to become the fastest selling addictive substance since the crack epidemic of 1984.
YouTube Takes Down Hundreds of ‘Rickroll’ Videos
After numerous complaints from British and American officials, YouTube have removed hundreds of videos used to “rickroll” unsuspecting viewers from its site.