Stuntman Fails To Jump U.S. Economic Inequality Gap
Worrying reports out of New York indicate that an U.S. born daredevil has suffered serious injuries after a failed attempt to jump America’s growing inequality gap.
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Jury Sentences Carlos The Jackal To Life In NHS Nursing Home
A local court has convicted the international terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal and sentenced him to life in an NHS operated nursing home.
Local Man Awarded MBE For Services To Alcoholism
A local alcoholic has been recognised by Queen Elizabeth II with an MBE in the New Year Honours list for his selfless dedication in the field of being really really drunk all the time.
“Jersey Shore Gave Me Brain Damage” Claims Woman
A woman is suing MTV Networks after prolonged exposure to Jersey Shore left her with a mild aneurysm as a result of severe trauma.
Screen Actors Guild Send TV Doctors To Aid Haiti Crisis
The Screen Actors Guild have stepped up to requests from Haiti for urgent aid, agreeing to send a cast of the best television doctors to the disaster hit country to help fight the cholera epidemic.
NHS: The 'S' is for Socialism
The healthcare debate rages on as democrats try to push through death panels under the guise of ‘affordable health insurance for all Americans’. What some seem to forget is that […]