Colonel Gaddafi Demands Sheen Role In Two And A Half Men
Colonel Gaddafi has launched a ferocious promotional campaign against Warner Bros studios, demanding to be considered as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on Two and a Half Men.
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David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’
Steven Seagal Offended To Not Be Slated By Ricky Gervais
Actor Steven Seagal has reportedly been left furious at being overlooked for ridicule in Golden Globe host Ricky Gervais’ opening monologue.
Screen Actors Guild Send TV Doctors To Aid Haiti Crisis
The Screen Actors Guild have stepped up to requests from Haiti for urgent aid, agreeing to send a cast of the best television doctors to the disaster hit country to help fight the cholera epidemic.
WikiLeaks: Saudis Biggest Funder of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Saudi Arabia is the single biggest contributor to the funding of ‘truly awful’ Lindsay Lohan movies and is unwilling to cut off the money supply, according to a leaked note from Hillary Clinton
Trapped Democrats Hopeful of Election Success
Barack Obama and 33 other Democrats have trapped themselves inside a Colorado mine in an astonishing attempt to boost voter sentiment ahead of November’s midterm elections.
M Night Shyamalan To Direct MySpace Movie
Screenwriter and director M Night Shamalyan has told Hollywood reporters he is to direct a feature film based on MySpace.
George Lucas Discovers New Way To Exploit Stars Wars
George Lucas has announced he has discovered a new way to exploit the Star Wars franchise for ‘big bucks’ by releasing it in 3D.
BP Call End To Flow of Negative Media Reporting On Gulf
BP officials have formally declared an end to the outpouring of negative press after the Deepwater Horizon rig blew up on 20 April.
Lohan Begins 90 Days of Acting Rehabilitation
Actress Linsey Lohan has been ordered to complete 90 days of rehab at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts to overcome her addiction to making terrible Hollywood filler movies.